Captain Dildo’s awesome rocking band

Band singer wearing helmet and elbow pads with dildos

Few mortals can be as cool as Captain Dildo. Not only does he have a helmet spiked with dildos, but elbow and forearm pads studded with them, granting him the power to unleash dildo-attacks from any angle. As an ultimate measure of defense as well as offence he wears a regular strap-on.

His symbol, a Barbie crucified on a cross made out of dildos, instills fear as well as questions about his sanity on all evil doers that behold it. His side-kick Creepy Mask Man accompanies him on his adventures. Together they travel the badlands, righting wrongs and rock and rolling along the way.

Update: After further research we found the name of the band is “Shat”. Jeff Wood is the vocalist/creator/songwriter, with masked band mates “Baby Fat” and “Baby Jesus”. For more information:

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