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British car show “Top Gear” host Jeremy Clarkson horsing around with a dildo at the MPH Motoring Show in Johannesburg in 2008.
Mr Clarkson was having fun pretending his relation with co-host Richard Hammond was more than platonic, before taking the sex toy out of hiding and brandishing it above his head.

Few mortals can be as cool as Captain Dildo. Not only does he have a helmet spiked with dildos, but elbow and forearm pads studded with them, granting him the power to unleash dildo-attacks from any angle. As an ultimate measure of defense as well as offence he wears a regular strap-on.