Like chlamydia, this song is very catchy.
Lyrics to the Dildo Song:
What rolls down the stairs
Alone or in pairs
And makes a buzzily sound
It’s long a schlong
A marvelous dong
Everyone knows it’s dildo
What fits in a sock
Feels better than cock
And unlike a man, it’s slow
It vibrates a bit
Feels great on your clit
Everyone knows it’s dildo
It’s dildo, it’s dildo!
It’s big, it’s fleshy, it’s ribbed
It’s dildo, it’s dildo!
Yes, that’s right, it’s ribbed
What fits in your crack
Some even have sacks
The penis you don’t have to blow
They’re not just for gays
They use double A’s
Everyone knows it’s dildo
A dildo dog, a dildo plane
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob
They buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys
“Yes, that’s right folks, Dildo brand dildos aren’t just for women anymore
We also make a long line of butt plugs!”
What makes you cum
And fits in your bum
Some of them even can glow
A dink, a dink
In marvelous pink
Everyone knows it’s dildo
A long fleshy tube
Use an oil-based lube
Not just for the neighborhood ho’s
For a girl on the go
With no time for a beau
It makes for a perfect fellow
They’re dildos, they’re dildos
The sex toys that everyone likes
They’re dildos, they’re dildos
For gay men and even for dykes
